Kelly Clarkson Splits with Boyfriend

I'm glad she has all of her priorities straight. Me thinks that Miss Kelly Clarkson's real reason for the break-up is that she has finally gotten to a level of stardom where she can have the pick of the litter and has bought into the disposable culture of her celebrity peers. She's still just a short and stubby girl from the south and her horse drawn carriage is just hours from turning back into a pumpkin.